Seen today as I was waiting in my car at the traffic lights for 3 minutes:
A flatbed pickup sped past with a man driving and a woman next to him. The man looked about 50, bearded, pretty normal looks. The woman was slight and wore a white plastic mask over her whole face with little cut out eyes and mouth.
Two identical small white hatchbacks drove past, one following the other, each packed with five hunky men, windows down, brown hair blowing in the wind.
A family of redheads crossed just as the lights changed, parents in the front and children in the back. But between the two kids was a very very large, tall, fat young blonde man.
Gingas!!!!!
the white hatchbacks? Security Detail Clown Cars? Or perhaps someone is sending a 10-man Stripper-gram to a friend?
Sadly the 10 man strippergram didn’t make a quick left turn into my street.
The woman in the van was sadly a ginga…
The men in the hatchback were, as earlier surmised, a security detail – in case anything happened to that mask.
The blonde man is a ruse to give the impression that ginga’s are unable to breed – hence the apparent ‘splitting up’ of the family.
Sadly (due to severe government cuts here) the Ginga Police are under-manned and outnumbered. There is even a ginga Prime Minister now, who through clever use of a coup, is in the top job, despite her initial position as a token ‘ranga in the ranks’.
I’ve even found my own hair exhibiting reddish highlights under certain lighting conditions. The end is indeed nigh.
The Ging
Shave it off now!